Monday, May 14, 2012

A Cranky Old Man, a Bench, and My Vanilla Milk Obessesion

 I got scolded by an old man for taking a seat on a bench. I guess it's his normal bench to sit on, but how was I supposed to know? He said, rather rudely, "There are other places to sit!!!" and my reply was "I know." I still sat down and drank my vanilla milk while I waited for time to pass before I had to attend a meeting for the Animal Shelter.
 It kinda makes me wonder, why are old people cranky? Are they so mad at life that they feel like they have to take it out on everyone around them? Also, because they're old, do they think they can get away with acting like an asshole? Don't they realize that if they keep being cranky, it's going to kill them faster? Or maybe that's what they want..... I think I've found the answer!
 And why was he so upset that I sat on a bench? I chose a bench that was in the sun because I wanted to warm up. It was chilly this morning and my sweater was not cutting it, it kept letting the cold breeze through. I like to sit in the sun and think for a while...Think about what I am going to do this week (which isn't much), think about the topics in the meeting I was waiting for, thinking how vanilla milk tastes so effing awesome, and since that old man bitched at me, thinking about him too.
 After I got over thinking about how silly that old man was, I started thinking of my vanilla milk I bought from the grocery store in order for me to take out some cash to get some bus fare, and how it's my new favorite obsession. I love this stuff!!! If it came in powdered form (and I know somewhere it has to, IT HAS TO!!!), I would be all over that shit! It reminds me of an horchata (Mexican rice drink for those of you who don't know). I haven't had a decent horchata since I moved away from home, and on my birthday, I needed cash for my pedicure and I forgot to go to the bank to get it. Lo and behold, I stopped at the store, picked up some vanilla milk because strawberry was out, and took out some cash-a-roos. I FELL IN LOVE!!!!!! I don't think I can have strawberry or chocolate milk ever again. I mean, I will have it again, but if I had to choose between the three, vanilla will win by a long shot. And I mean a loooooooooooooooooooooong shot. I probably sound like a crack head, but if you ever find it, try it out some vanilla milk and tell me if you like it. And if you don't, well more for me!!!

What are your most favorite beverages? And also, have you had a rude encounter with an old person? Leave a comment below, it's open to the public, or on Facebook and let me know!

TTFN

Lexy♥



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